10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier