10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)