10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977