10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack