10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.