10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."