10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986