10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth