10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."