10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...