10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]