10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.