10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim