10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear