10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe