10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.