10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.