10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• im going to 2 out you to death
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-