10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom