10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)