10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth