10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth