10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester