10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth