10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.