10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.