10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.