10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "No river, no fish."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier