10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water