10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water