10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "No river, no fish."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow