10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson