10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.