10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe