10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fold and live to fold again
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.