10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz