10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach