10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer