10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.