10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury