10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Why not, when some because there are three.