10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth