10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "No river, no fish."