10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.