10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.