10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.