10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves