10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.