10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.