10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for loners.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.